12 FABULOUS STORIES,

PEOPLE ONLY BUY THIS CD FOR A LAUGH.

1. Rice & Dobbers
* Something as small as a grain of rice shouldn’t hurt - but it does when it comes out of the end of a pea-shooter.

2. Porky Pies & Highland Flings
* Alf’s braces make a great catapult. That’s alright as long as Alf doesn’t find out!

3. Goofy Giblin
* Pomegranates, old flames, and standing on your head - there’s a lot to talk about.

4. Fathers Day & Crafty Alf
* It takes a devious mind to get what you want by convincing somebody that it was their idea.

5. Grinders, Moodies & Ostriches
* The scissors have been sharpened by a man who was held ostrich in the war. Discuss.

6. Jujus & Getting The Hump
* When it comes to sweets, we all have a favourite colour, but we don’t always get the one we want!

7. Confetti Kerfuffle
* Audrey had a lovely time at a wedding, so crying is reasonable. Billy preferred the fight that broke out, though.

8. In At The Deep End
* Billy waits impatiently for dad to take him and his pals to the baths - but a watched clock never boils, does it?

9. Southport Safari
* If you go to see the sea at Southport, be prepared for a long, long walk.

10. Sunny Side Of The Street
* When summer sun shines on a terraced street, it’s time to put your cozzie on and sit in a bowl of water.

11. Minding Their Business
* For some dads, the answer is "no" before they hear the question. This dad is no exception.

12. The Party’s Over
* Pass The Parcel, Find The Thimble, Blindman’s Bluff, Pin the Tail On Audrey - whose idea is that, I wonder?

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